this "responsibility" crap sucks the bag, big time
Not only is there a seven AM now, but I am regularly expected to be awake then.
The creepy thing is that I can no longer sleep past 9 AM, even on weekends.
I have also not gotten drunk on a weeknight in a while, eat square meals and prevented Denise from having candy for dinner tonight.
I had something funny to say, but I forgot it. Jesus H. Christ! What the hell is happening to me?
I'm going to go sit in the jacuzzi and contemplate what an old fart I have become. It's good for the ol' arthritis.
posted by I am the lizard queen @ 9:18 p.m.
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You are senile! Ha...In other news I got you this kickass porno belt buckle. You'll rip a gut laughing when I send it to you.
I sent Jenny doughnuts in the mail the other day for fun. The doughnuts cost $2, the shipping cost $25. Ha! The look on her face when she opens that sticky, oily, doughnutty mess will be priceless.
Ahahahaha. where was I, ah right, senility. I lost my train of though, what with being so old.
dude,
-Kem
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